Several paragraphs into the article, I couldn't find anything about dogs. I went back to the beginning. Maybe in my haste, I had read past the point. All the way to the end. Still nothing about dogs.
I read the headline again. I have been known to misread headlines. But no. It said "Failure worries dog life insurers."
I read it again and again. Finally. Finally. Finally, I realized dog was the verb. Worries was the subject! I didn't exactly slap my head, but I had to laugh. "Hey, David," I called to my husband. "Listen to this!" We had a good laugh over my misread of the headline.
I love a day that starts with a laugh. And I'll take a good laugh when I can get one. Even at my own expense. That headline is a keeper.